Right to Procreate

Stories like this beg to ask the question, “should everyone have the right to procreate?”. Back in the day (say 13th -15th centuries) humans like this wouldn’t survive long enough to mate (see Darwin). But now in “modern” society animals like this cop are allowed to roam freely and better yet are given guns and badges.  It might be time to institute some sort of ‘Darwin’-esque rules for procreating…I give example 1A explaining why:

In a bizarre coincidence, another N.F.L. player has come forward with accusations that Officer Robert Powell was overzealous in detaining a motorist. Linebacker Zach Thomas said his wife was mistreated by Powell last year.

On July 27, 2008, while her husband was at training camp with the Cowboys in Oxnard, Calif., Maritza Thomas was pulled over by Powell for an illegal U-turn near NorthPark Center.Thomas was issued five tickets by Powell, four of which were later dismissed. Thomas was handcuffed, placed in the back of a police cruiser, spent about three hours in the Dallas County Jail and was threatened with the possibility of spending the night behind bars.

Source: NY Post

Oh, and if you want to give away 8 mins of your life too watch this pathetic excuse of a human being at work here ya go….

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Los Lame

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Last night was “Latino Night” for the bulls game.  So they changed the bulls uniforms to read “Los Bulls” instead of “Bulls”. This is all well and good (well, not really) but the real issue is that, as anyone who has gotten past Spanish 102 knows, the Spanish translation of “Bulls” is “Toro” NOT “LOS BULLS” YOU FUCKING MORONS!!  at best this can only be considered “Spanglish Night” at the United Center…or maybe “Los Lame Night”.

Uncle Leo to Arod: Fire your PR Company

You’ve got to be kidding me…I didn’t think is was physically possible to encompass  all the things that people hate A-rod for in one image but once again, I stand corrected…

“Aside from the curious photos, the most intriguing part of the story is when Rodriguez did the interview with writer Jason Gay. It was reportedly the evening of Feb. 5, hours after Rodriguez had been approached by Sports Illustrated’s Selena Roberts and asked about failing a drug test in 2003.”

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"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit..."

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnit..."

Being famous and Being Drunk in Public is Fun

As most of these pro athletes will agree. This priceless top 10 list has left a few questions lingering in my mind:

  1. Is Giambi’s next move to start his Porn career…”Jason Jiggler” just rolls off the tongue…
  2. What in the name of HS boys lacrosse is Vince Young doing? And where is he? Looks awfully sketchy…
  3. Is Big Ben saying “ARGHHHH!!!”

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