James Harrison Bails on Obama

I’m not big on this tradition but is this where you should make a public stand? I mean, really? This is why current NFL defensive player of the year, James Harrison said he decided to RSVP “no”, to the White House visit by the superbowl champion Pittsburg Steelers:

“This is how I feel — if you want to see the Pittsburgh Steelers, invite us when we don’t win the Super Bowl. As far as I’m concerned, he [Obama] would’ve invited Arizona if they had won.”

source: yahoo sports

Well said, James. Well said. In a related story, Cape Cod Community College (a.k.a. “Quad C) is presenting James Harrison with an honorary degree next weekend. When contacted one of Mr. Harrison’s representatives stated: “James is very honored to receive this degree and as far as he’s concerned, knowledge is good.”


Will somebody please listen to Stan Van Gundy!!???

Question: Why even hire a coach when 1) nobody listens to him (see every time out in the magic huddle), 2) he’s only notable because he looks like porn star Ron Jeremy (aka “the hedgehog”) , 3) your best players are blantantly ripping into him after HUGE playoff games?

Answer: “The NBA Playoffs…where amazing happens…”

Serena Williams was in ‘Coming to America’???

Sometimes I think she’s a woman with a ridiculously athletic body…

But most of the time I think she’s Arsenio Hall playing a woman in ‘Coming to America’…”I’ve been watching you and I wanna tear you apart and your friend too…”

Rock Star


Beijing, Bong Hits and Strippers...and still quicker than a dolphin.

Beijing, Bong Hits and Strippers...and still quicker than a dolphin.

He might be losing endorsement dollars by the millions and has the conservatives in this country breathing down his neck…but in our book here at Leo’s World the aquatic ‘Master P’ as we like to call him, has officially become a Rock Star. 

“According to a stripper who was a participant in the marathon rapture of the deep, Phelps deserves another gold medal for his prodigiousness in the sack.”

Source: National Inquirer

I just hope “little” MP’s bathing suit was on tight for this latest escapade…

Racquet Sports + People Trying Too Hard = PAIN


Swine Flu Sweeps Across Egypt; ‘Crazy Legs Conti’ Could Care Less

Apparently, there are differing views on the severity of the swine flu outbreak around the world. At one pole you have the entire nation of Egypt…

Egyptian pig farmers have clashed with police in Cairo, as they tried to stop their animals being slaughtered. Hundreds of people at the Manshiyat Nasr slum threw stones and bottles at police who responded with tear gas and rubber bullets. The government wants to cull all the nation’s pigs, a move UN experts say is not necessary to prevent swine flu.

source: BBC News

And at the opposite pole, the International Federation of Competitive Eating (a.k.a. IFOCE) and one of their cornerstone competitors, ahem altheletes, ‘Crazy Legs Conti’ – apparently “Legs”, the IFOCE and the fine people of Biloxi, Mississippi think “swine” means “chicken”. Oh and by the way, there was a “capacity crowd” on hand for this spectacle…

“Crazy Legs has won the first Nathan’s Famous qualifier with 25 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes, earning a seat the table on July 4 and securing a measure of fame in Biloxi, Mississippi.”

"Abide, abibe...Th-th-th-that's all folks!"

Porky Pig was not available for comment.

source: IFOCE News